Today we learned that the US embassy in Santiago, Chile is a glorified military compound. Meaning it looks like baracks from the outside but inside there are flowers and faux-gothic decor. We learned this because yesterday some turdbag smashed a window in our rental car and took off with Macky’s passport and wallet. Good start, right? This was especially annoying because our car was parked 50 meters from a cafe with outdoor seating and we were only gone half an hour. It was also broad daylight. I mean, come on. Anyway, now we know. Continue reading →